Intro to Crackhead Conversations.

Some days, the only conversations I have are with the crackheads outside my house. Yesterday, I was outside with my dog, letting her do her business, when a crackhead yelled at me, “How much is a room there?”

He was across the street, and it is a busy street. I yelled back, politely, “This isn’t a rooming house.”

“Oh, what is it then?” he yelled back.

“An apartment building.”

“Oh, so how much is a room?”

“Uhh…$1400 a month.”

“$14 a night?!? How do I get one?” he yelled back. At this point, my girl and I just turned around, and went inside.

Real Life.

While outside a moment ago, sneaking a cigarette on the stoop, I noticed a used condom baking in the sun. That crack whore is a lot smarter than I thought she was.

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