Why do people downtown honk and scream and whistle at you while you’re walking your dog, then circle the blocks a few times when you ignore them?
I really don’t understand it. I don’t walk her in hooker clothes, so surely they don’t think I’m just going to invite them behind the bushes for a gang bang.
So why do it? Does that actually work on any woman in the world?
I mean, two guys in a rusted out 1993 Dodge Caravan with two donuts for two of the tires they couldn’t afford to replace start honking and whistling at me. Do they really think that is what I look for in a man? Someone who picks up his women on the street?
And when I ignore you, is it really necessary to drive around three times? Do you think I missed the show the first time around, and maybe the second time I’ll notice you and come on over for a chat?
In any case, I’m toying with the idea of selling out to a condo uptown, in a high rise, with a security guard force, security cameras, and people who walk your dog for you.
Thanks, jerks.
